Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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