i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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