North Korea, Best Korea!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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