you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Im part way to drunk.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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