i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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