did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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