So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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