why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he told me I talked like a deaf person
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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