why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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