My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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