wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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