The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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