fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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