everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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