the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
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