There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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