You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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