ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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