She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
