he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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