worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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