I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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