question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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