I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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