You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize