I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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