Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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