we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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