ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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