remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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