the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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