And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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