we have officially lost it.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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