So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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