it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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