have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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