i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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