the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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