I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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