If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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