You were right. It hurts to walk today.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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