can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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