She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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