I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm like, not good at living.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
