I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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