Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
