I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Alive.
So much puke
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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