I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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