ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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