Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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