We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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