Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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