Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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