I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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