I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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