he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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