Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
