I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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