found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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